Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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