I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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