You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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