***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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