but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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