wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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