I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
MIDGETS
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Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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