This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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