i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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