S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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