Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You're a waste of cheezeits
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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