I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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