I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Dick very happy bro
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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