Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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