this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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