Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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