so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
