Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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