Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
