No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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