There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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