As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
NoShamevember. You game?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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