Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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