I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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