I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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