He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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