My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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