none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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