The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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