Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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