Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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