I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm too high and old for this...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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