Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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