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(443): View more from Maryland

How is it? Sketchville?

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cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness

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(678): View more from Georgia

We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours

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andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you

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(541): View more from Oregon

I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.

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(703): View more from Virginia

He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.

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(205): View more from Alabama

At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers

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