Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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