Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i think i just lost a toe
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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