That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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