I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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