He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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