Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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