rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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