why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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