but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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