Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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