We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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