i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Randomize
