so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I'm sobbing to NWA
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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