i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Dick very happy bro
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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