Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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