nut hugger
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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