I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
send nudes
from the living room?
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