note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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