We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Randomize
