Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
accomplished twins. life is a go
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
