It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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