belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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