Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
