So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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