She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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