If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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